Name's Sarah Sparks J. Lopez.
17 || Jock || Soccer Captain || In Crowd
I have the best family I could have asked for and if you even think of messing with them you better hope you can be out of the country and have your name changed fast enough because if I catch you, I will hurt you.
Avid protector of the girls of Lima, so watch yourself if you think you want to fuck around with them.
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Just ask. I'll talk to just about anyone.
Hmm, I’m looking forward to having you show me off, baby. And it’s only fair that I get to show you off too. French maids and nurses and Playboy bunnies are the lazy slutty costumes. And Aliyah Puckerman is not lazy. She has flair. Well, we’ll put Poison Ivy on the list of possibilities then. Used condoms? Ew ew ew ew ew ew times a trillion. That’s absolutely disgusting. We are so not dealing with that this year. Someone else can pick up all that nastiness in their own poor house.
Babe, you don’t have to show me off or anything, I mean you’re gonna be star of the show.. Well star of the room anyway, just like you always. Poison Ivy sounds awesome, because you know all those damn Cheerio’s of yours are going to turn up in their underwear claiming to be animals of some sort. Yeah like no, I just really don’t want to go back to that memory right now.. I’ll convince someone to have something, don’t worry about it.
Ali: You're sweet all around, baby. -pauses, trying not to snort uncontrollably- Okay, I have no idea how that translates to hot little Yoda and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be scared to turn my head around now. -clicks her tongue- I know, I'm just asking you to do a simple task, lover. If you don't remember then I'll just spank you harder. -smirks to herself- Oh, yes, it's going there, lover.
Sparks: Come on, Al, sweet makes me sound like some totally lamewad. -furrows her brows for a moment in thought- Well I mean they look to you for advice and shit about their whole lives and you're totally hot so yeah.. Hot little Yoda, it works. Alright, alright, I'm totally forgetting the task as we speak. -smirks to herself with a little laugh- Well I like where this is going, I really do.. So.. What are you wearing..?
Ali: -smiles into her phone- Well, aren't you sweet? But yeah, you're right, no day is complete without seeing my smiling face. Little hot Yoda? How did you come up with that one, babe? -shakes her head, smiling at Sparks's snort- Remind me to spank you for that one when I see you again. And no, not a beach persay. More like, your bed, under your sheets, or maybe even with you tied up to the bed, lover. Wouldn't you like that, too?
Sparks: Yeah, I'm pretty sweet, well my bod is at least. Hot little Yoda though, I mean you teach them everything they know about everything. And that's a fact because I see them in class, they're always just staring at you.. It's kind of creepy. -rolls her eyes- Yeah I'll remind you, but you can spank me anytime you like and you know it. -listens to the girl and bites down on her lip- Oh.. I can see where this is going..
Ali: I think I'll take you up on that offer, baby. -giggles again, shaking her head- Well, that's good to keep in mind. And I know, but today I just felt like staying inside. Oh, hush up. I mean, it's not so bad that the baby Cheerios get a bit lost every now and then.-plays with her hair, looking out the window to see it's still raining- You know whee I'd rather be right now, baby?
Sparks: You should. -laughs with her girl- If you say so, although a pretty face like yours isn't meant to be hidden away. They get so damn lost, Blondie and you know it. You're like their own little hot Yoda or something. -mulls over the thought for a moment- Where would you rather be, Li? On a beach somewhere so you can go from kinda white to less kinda white? -snorts and laughs to herself happily-
Ali: Mmm, sexy as hell. -licks her lips and shrugs nonchalantly- Yeah, so? It was a yucky day and after Punzie's morning walk I got bored. From what I know some of them went out to buy their Halloween costumes.
Sparks: You can come next time if you want, I usually go with the team but they won't mind. Well some of them really won't mind. -smirks to herself lightly- A little rain never killed anybody, babe. I didn't know those Cheerio's of yours could leave their house without you leading them. -laughs a little before going to stretch out her back-
Ali: -grins to herself at the thought of Sparks in the gym- And did you get sweaty from all that activity, lover? I decided to clean my room today. Nothing exciting.
Sparks: You know I always do, babe. It's go hard or go home in the gym. -shrugs her shoulders and attempts to stretch out the aching muscles in her legs- You cleaned your room? For Christ sake Ali, it's a Saturday and you cleaned your room? What did your Cheerio's get up to today?
Ali: -takes a second to get the line then starts giggling softly- Oh, Sparks. You're so cheesy.
Sparks: See, this is what happens when I don't get to flirt with baby Cheerios.. Like I could have had one of your girls fainting out on the field with that line, not even a lie. -chuckles along with the girl and lays down on her bed-